Serbu Firearms, Inc., Tampa, Florida

[Lazarus]

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage
of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me,
Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something
bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by
nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's
short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,
said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy
yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit
taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that
a little extreme?"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
matter-of-fact voice, "You think so? It's only 2130 now."

Lazarus